That Green M&M

I am often disturbed by television and its attendant advertisements, but I find that Green M&M particularly disturbing. She doesn’t melt in your mouth, or your hand, she melts on your screen! That filthy little tartlet must make her past boyfriends green with jealousy. What past boyfriends you ask? Well have a look and see:





Many quesiton whether the above image was faked. Bear Grylls denies everything, but Discovery channel immediately pulled the program and edited it for weeks. It is uncelar what this signifies....





Apparently the 'Green' was able to do what so many others couldn't: captivate a Time Lord. Travelling through space and time with a piece of candy exhibiting feminine behaviors is actually more normal than some of Who's other companions, such as Captain Jack.




Clearly the Time Lord's time was up--she moved on to Solid Snake! It doesn't look like he took the bait....




...But Bauer did! It must have been those years of torture and sacrifice for the United States. We can stll hope JB was just on a sting operation, but it doesn't look good. However, the scarily bad editing gives us reason to hope.


Dear readers, if the above did not disturb you, or if it did, you may feel free to snurch the following wallpaper:

http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a122/Bigboy_Caprice/?action=view&current=drwhogreenmm-1.jpg

Granted, the above wallpaper is about the size of a postage stamp, but any more visiblity might result in unwanted questions from concerned loved ones, or parole officers.










Watch this space for some upcoming reviews. I am currently penning a review for the Tim Allen gem: "The Shaggy Dog" and there will undoubtedly be some Bronson film reviews cropping up soon.


Royal